Open any fortune cookie, any one single fortune cookie and you'll get a fortune. Duh...Anyone knows that, but the point is, all those well-wishes are nothing if you don't put in the effort yourself to make sure they come true.
Every fortune cookie lies if you don't make the effort.
The last one said, "Your fondest wish will come true this year."
So I'm going to work extra hard to make sure people that annoy me
fall into a deep, deep well.